Conversation I overheard at workCustomer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
How the hell has Apple not come out with an app to google image search on the iPhone??? What are we? Cavemans????
me: *pretends to look at phone but really looking at my own damn titties*